Wednesday 24 January 2007

The NDP explained

Shamelessly stolen from the Indo

All those NDP terms explained

'Removing infrastructure bottlenecks that constrain economic development' - New traffic lights.

'Sustaining high-value employment opportunities to foster an inclusive society' - More branches of McDonald's.

'Strategic development of gateway cities' - Payola for FF builders in Offaly.

'Promotion of balanced regional development' - Bagging a second seat in Mayo.

'Maintenance of a framework of macroeconomic and budgetary stability' - Tax.

'Affordable housing' - Broom cupboard in stab city for €250,000

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